Waking up, feeling gruff,
Wondering why I feel so rough!
It couldn’t be the cider surely?
I only drank one pint hourly!
Admittedly it was hours aplenty
But I know it wasn’t near to twenty!
Maybe all booze should have a warning
“Too much of me equals dreadful morning!”
I think it’s time to take a vow
No more cider for me – (for now!)